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Tiffani. 19. Florida. Pansexual.

lowcutcaesar:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

brownglucose:

imsoshive:

She on beat like a muhhfucka

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shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

i love her positivity and energy so much, i fuck wit this.

This legit made me smile, slé

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e-brat:

to all the girls with thighs that rub together and have rolls and cellulite and feel like crying when you go shopping for clothes:

you are worthy of so much and i love you and you are goddesses that embody so much more than what some loser boy thinks of what you look like naked 

- someone who wishes she heard this a long time ago 

marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

magicaldorkwhore:

insertwittyremarkhere:

SEX WORKERS DO NOT SELL THEIR BODIES.

MASSEURS SELL THEIR HANDS

COOKS SELL THEIR STOVETOPS

DOCTORS THAT WRITE PRESCRIPTIONS SELL THEIR BRAIN CELLS

THOSE BRAIN CELLS ARE NOW YOURS

ADD THEM TO YOUR OWN

NO

THIS IS BULLSHIT

SEX WORKERS ARE SELLING A SERVICE

sunalwaysshining:

poussssey:

poussssey:

Ootd

Fun fact: I crocheted this scarf c:

YOU ARE FLAWLESS

1. Order sea monkeys from a catalog or wherever the heck you buy sea monkeys nowadays. When they reach maturity, drink the sea monkeys. Absorb their power. Upgrade.

2. People have a tendency to make life and everything in it more complicated than it need to be, so make it your goal to make each aspect of your life as simple as you can. Start with language. Make you speech less and less complex until you simply communicate in a series of low growls and snarls.

3. Take some time out of every day to learn how dogs do that thing where they drag their butts on the carpet. Once you have perfected this skill, use it as your sole mode of transportation.

4. Stop being a coward and double dip your chips. I’m not even kidding, dip has a shitton of germs in it as is. It ain’t gonna matter if your mouth touched a chip that goes in it. You get salmonella, it would’ve happened whether you double dipped or not.

5. Get a job as a lifeguard in a water park. You learn to appreciate the little things after spending your days rescuing middle aged men who wear their tshirts in the pool and sweeping up tampons and used condoms because people are actually sick enough to get freaky in the lazy river.

6. Poop on the floor and blame your pets. If you don’t have pets, say your house has rats and suggest your fellow housemates stop feeding them, as rats should not produce an amount of poop so obscene.

7. Only eat Taco Bell, even if you become dangerously malnourished. You live by the Taco Bell, you die by the Taco Bell

8. Get a twitter and only follow Ted parody accounts. Steal jokes from the Ted parody accounts and tattoo the one you like best onto your genitals.

9. Become more like a bird. Meticulously toil with human DNA in a secret lab a mile under the Earth until you can genetically engineer a freakish monster with the intellect of a bird and the flight abilities of a human. By playing God in an act of mad and reckless science, warp your own genes until you assimilate the form of this horrifying Birdman. Sign a rap contract with Young Money. Third wheel in your own songs.

10. Buy a cop uniform. Confiscate weed from 14 year olds and smoke it in your Grandma’s basement. #Dope.

11. Whenever some douchebag thinks it’s a good idea to bring a fucking guitar to a party, take a dump in it. He’s not going to be lugging that thing anywhere for a long time.

12. Invite over a friend you haven’t seen in a while. When they arrive, do not speak to them. Stare at them intensely while Rick Astley’s single “Together Forever” plays on repeat until they leave.

13. Become Henry David Thoreau but instead of isolating yourself in the woods, settle yourself near a Girl Scout camp and howl at night, terrorizing the children and counselors. Gradually escalate your behaviour by scratching “GET OUT” into the bathroom mirrors and destroying property until everyone gets scared shitless and they close the camp down. To extend your new and improved version of Walden, afterward, move on to a Boy Scout camp and repeat this process.

14. Call a customer service line and request a raw dog backdoor hammertime lovemaking session with their secretaries Susan and Carol. Challenge yourself to see how many corporations you can do this to before someone presses charges

15. egg

purgatorianmoose:

His voice says Dean but the music says deception

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

themoonphase:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

 Woodstock, 1969.
"They went to a psychedelic pasture to listen to their music, to be with people who dressed like them and played like them. There was a shared bond on a cosmic scale, and their elders marveled that all these kids could be in one place for three days without violence or mayhem, despite pitifully inadequate facilities and food supplies, and despite rains that fell so long and hard they would have drowned any other party. The lesson was simple: These long-haired, antiwar bra-burners and boys with beads had created a field of dreams, and perhaps from it would rise something bright and beautiful for the future."


HOLYFCK

themoonphase:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

Woodstock, 1969.

"They went to a psychedelic pasture to listen to their music, to be with people who dressed like them and played like them. There was a shared bond on a cosmic scale, and their elders marveled that all these kids could be in one place for three days without violence or mayhem, despite pitifully inadequate facilities and food supplies, and despite rains that fell so long and hard they would have drowned any other party. The lesson was simple: These long-haired, antiwar bra-burners and boys with beads had created a field of dreams, and perhaps from it would rise something bright and beautiful for the future."

HO
LY
FCK